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Friday, July 9, 2010

Outrageous Funny Photos: This Is So Wrong...

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Moving right along... :)



Liars Liars, Pants on Fire!









Soccer fans around the world complained about the high intense volume of these vuvuzela horns at the World Cup, so much they photoshopped their true feelings just in case there were any doubts...









Do ya think he could wait? Was he raised by wolves? Alternate headline: How drunk was he?










Hey, Buddy, pull over!







Toddler run-away, pull over and pick up








A Harry Potter Do Over








So totally creepy...








More creepy...







Excess creepy









Germany's Merkel decided to get a bigger hand on the EU economy James Bond style








What the hell just crawled into my coffee!








A proud hairy man ape who rejects creationism because he's living proof of Darwin's bright ideas








Oh, that really hurts just looking at it








New extreme sport: surfing the Louisiana Gulf oil spill








Yeah, it's the Big Dog in the New Orleans French Quarter








A serious fashion "Don't!" even if it's Mardi Gras season in New Orleans







Real Mardi Gras costuming from the recycling center









All together now: "Ewwwww....!"







I told you not to smoke while doing clean up for the BP oil spill on the Gulf Coast







Can't you read? Smoking is bad for your health!








This has to be photoshopped or it's wishful thinking on his part







Oops... sorry about the fashion show, folks...







Now there's a hip band name for ya: Turds of Misery. Ya know, some people really shouldn't try to be cool








OK, this isn't so bad because it's artistic and colorful. Bad idea when going for a job interview.







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Thursday, July 8, 2010

How You Know You Have Dreaded Teabagger Disease

*** Check out the symptoms of Teabagger Disease and the cure.




The ultimate Bozo Sapien...


Drew Sheneman



From Denny: You Know You Have The Teabagger Disease When...



You didn't get mad when the Supreme Court stopped a legal recount and appointed a President that can't stay sober and you were completely oblivious it was unconstitutional and those Justices should have been impeached. Even the American Bar Association called down the Supreme Court on their bad law and political corruption. Scalia and Thomas both had children working in the Bush-Cheney election campaign over which they were deciding. Talk about unethical when they should have removed themselves from that decision and ordered a recount or reelection.

You didn't get mad when VP Cheney met secretly with energy lobbyists who wrote the legislation and allowed energy company officials to dictate energy policy which, oh, by the way, was totally illegal.





You didn't get mad when an American President outed his own covert CIA operative, 300 people died as a result and an entire network of good intelligence about rogue nukes in the world was destroyed because of the irresponsible publicity. By the way, Bush and Cheney are guilty of treason, according to the law.

You didn't get mad when the Patriot Act got passed because you were too stupid to understand how it would affect you.

You didn't get mad when we illegally invaded a country that posed no
threat to us because you were greedy for their oil resources and wanted to make money for Big Business that the American taxpayers end up footing the bill to do. By, hey, President Bush promised that the Iraq oil fields would reimburse the American taxpayers. Nine years later no such refund has occurred and Iraq and Afghanistan continue to be American satellite countries costing $9 billion and more a month, breaking our economy.

You didn't get mad when we spent over $600 billion (and counting for nine years now) on an illegal war - to the tune of $9 billion a month. Teabaggers are supposed to be deficit hawks yet relish spending insane money for foreign wars yet nothing at home for public school education and textbooks for their own children.

You didn't get mad when over $10 billion just disappeared in Iraq for bribe money, political corruption, buying stocks for Cheney and Libby to stuff in their greedy back pockets. It was just plan stealing from the American taxpayers.

You didn't get mad when you saw the Abu Grahib prisoner torture photos because you thought it was fine to torture "the enemy" completely forgetting that now the enemy will torture our captured soldiers.

You didn't get mad when the national debt doubled under President Bush from $5.674 trillion to $10.024 trillion and you don't believe Bush's deficit is tied to today's economic meltdown and high unemployment.

You didn't get mad when the government was illegally wire-tapping Americans under the Patriot Act and President Bush lied about it because you trust the lies of Bush.

You didn't get mad when we didn't catch Bin Laden in Tora Bora when we had him in our sights.

You didn't get mad when you saw the horrible conditions at Walter Reed Hospital for our veterans returning from the Iraq and Afghan Wars. So much for troop support. It's OK to support them when they are healthy but not when they really need us to do right by them, that's your motto.






You didn't get mad when we let a major USA city, New Orleans, drown during Hurricane Katrina in 2005 - while President Bush, Cheney and Rove were busy spending three days discussing political strategy to blame the hurricane on the Democrats and refusing to take calls from the desperate Louisiana Gov. Blanco whose citizens were dying by the hundreds at the Super Dome. After all, you figured that Blanco was a Democrat - and who wants to help a fellow American who is a Democrat? - and all those poor black people weren't voters anyway so what did it really matter.

You didn't get mad when the deficit hit the trillion dollar mark because it was OK that Republican Presidents Reagen, Bush 41 and Bush 43 spent it on Space Wars technology, supplying guerrilla insurgencies and wars that were never won.

You finally got mad when the government decided that people in America deserved the right to see a doctor if they are sick.

Hmmmm.... Illegal wars, misdirection, lies, corruption, torture, stealing your tax dollars to make the rich richer, are all OK with you, but helping other Americans... well, that makes you mad.

You definitely suffer from Dreaded Teabagger's Disease. What a sorry excuse you are for a human being. Push the "Reincarnation Button" and then "Do Over" because you definitely need another turn at the Wheel of Life to get it right. Good luck on your next try.




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Wednesday, July 7, 2010

Madonna Offends Traditional Jewish Kabbalists in Israel

*** Check out Madonna creating a stir with religious in Israel.




Madonna performs in Madrid last year. (Susana Vera/Reuters)


From Denny: What's all the commotion of the Jewish Kabbalists in Israel complaining bitterly about Madonna? Ten years ago Madonna started studying Kabbalah. Since then her fame helped catapult an ancient philosophy of Jewish mysticism into the limelight, making it popular. It also revitalized an Israeli town by the name of Safed, a small mountaintop town that serves as the spiritual center for the Kabbalah mysticism movement.

Strict Hasidic and Kabbalist, Yaacov Kaszemacher, artist and photographer, has strong opinions as to the validity of Madonna as a true Kabbalist. "It is not respectful to what is really Kabbalah," he said, commenting upon Madonna’s interest into the mystical side of Judaism: Kabbalah.

There are those conservative traditionalists that sniff their noses and complain that Madonna is not a true Kabbalalist. Basically, these are the self-styled guardians you get in any religious mystical sect where the letter of the law takes dominance over the spirit of the law mentality.

Madonna is known as The Material Girl, a far cry from the image of a monkish ascetic languishing in the desert to fast in order to tame his fleshliness so he can hear God better. Madonna has always been all about the excess of the fleshly pursuits in life. So, it's understandable why they would be put off by her promoting their Jewish mysticism. In their minds, they just don't see her as their spokesperson or God's. Well, stranger things have happened. Just ask God and take a peek into the Old Testament Bible.

Traditionalists in this town of Safed have not taken kindly to Madonna making Kabbalah fashionable. The reason for all the debate in this town, besides being the nerve center for Kabbalists, is that Madonna visited last September. Since then the town has transformed dramatically. Residents actively debate the changes. They also discuss Madonna's position of the most high profile celebrity Kabbalist.

The coordinator of Safed's Visitor Center, Laurie Rappeport, says that "Hollywood and Madonna have so strongly adopted Kabbalah mysticism they made it popular, practically turning it into their own religion. Madonna had a lot to do with the promotion."

Because of this flashy promotion and shallow popularity that local Kabbalists like Kaszemacher are unhappy. Of course, everyone who studies Kabbalah knows that Kabbalah is not a religion or an offshoot of Judaism. As Kaszemacher says, "it represents the deepest levels of understanding of Jewish religious texts, drawing out subtext and hidden meaning to achieve a deeper understanding of the Jewish faith."

To traditional study Kabbalists they are of the opinion a person should only study Kabbalah after they have spent decades studying the Torah and other top scholarly works. In their traditions, they do not believe a person is ready to delve into the deep mystical world of Kabbalah's ancient wisdom. You must prepare your mind not just with knowledge but with familiarity of spiritual principles and wisdom.

One angry resident Kabbalist, Moshe Yiar, a Kabbalah artist that plants verses of the Torah into his watercolor works, says Madonna "doesn’t know anything about Kabbalah. There are even big rabbis that don’t understand Kabbalah."

Yet it's the new found popularity in the West of ancient Jewish mysticism, the Kabbalah, that is the very reason for the renewal of this small town of Safed and its art scene. "I don’t think these artists would have developed here if the popularity weren’t there," Rappeport said.

How did this art scene develop in this town for such a tradition? Israel was founded in 1948. Israeli artists flocked here because the real estate was cheaper in the then empty Arab quarter. The local culture ended up developing around the art scene during the 1950's and the 1960's. Safed became the cool Bohemian capital of Israel at the time.

by the late 1970's the town of Safed went into creative decline as the older artists began to retire and die off. What really turned the place into a virtual ghost town was the government complicated matters for new people to purchase land and property there. Even as recent as ten years ago there were very few art galleries present. Now, with Madonna's and Hollywood's promotion, the Bohemian renewal has blossomed again with that hippie vibe. All this juxtaposed against the very ultra conservative backbone of the local traditionalists it is a thriving tourist destination.

Talk about cultural contrast: Yemenite Jews peddle organic pizza down the street from an old couple who peddle traditional Jewish souvenirs. Young hip Israeli version of hippies pass on the street the traditional uptight buttoned down Hasidic Jews. The streets are narrow and winding limestone alleys, crowded with cultural contradictions. The town of Safed is considered to be one of Israel's holiest cities.

Because of Maddona's interest in this town and Kabbalah, tourists and Kabbalah enthusiasts have come to visit from far and wide. As a result, new art galleries have opened outside the traditional artist quarter, closer to the tourists, and ended up boosting the economy.

Kabbalist art tends to be wide in scope. Artists often employ basic geometric constructions in order to convey mystical thoughts. In Hebrew, each letter of the alphabet is assigned a numerical value. The artists play with shapes conceptually in order to draw out the numbers - which actually equal letters - to spell words that carry mystical meaning.

Kabbalist artists use as their focal point the concept of finding balance in Life. To convey that sense of balance they often use divided shapes and contrast colors that are on opposite ends of the color wheel like black and white or red and green.

Not everyone believes Madonna has cheapened their mysticism of Kabbalah. An American painter from Michigan, Avraham Loewenthal, moved to Israel 15 years ago. He is now a prominent Kabbalist painter. He says most artists stress the complexity of Kabbalah while he reduces it down to the several simple themes at its core teachings.

When asked what his opinion was of Madonna and how her interest in his town had changed the atmosphere, he responded better than the traditionalists. This man truly understands the core teaching of the Kabbalah. "It’s so hard for a person to find out what their spiritual work in this world is. Within the Kabbalah, we only look inside ourselves because we can’t know what someone else’s spiritual work in this world is." And that is the colossal dividing difference of the letter of the law from the spirit of the law.




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Tuesday, July 6, 2010

Celebrity: Chelsea Clinton Wedding Day Details

*** President Clinton and Sec. Clinton's only child is getting married July 31st. Check out what she might be wearing for her wedding dress from the Vera Wang and Oscar de la Renta videos.



Vera Wang Calla Lily wedding dress


From Denny: The big buzz is "So what is she wearing?" Chelsea Clinton has played it smart as the only child of a world famous political couple. It's amazing she has been so successful at remaining low profile to date.

Celebrity watchers are all speculating as to who made her dress. It's been rumored to be Oscar de la Renta, but also a contender is designer Vera Wang. Whatever Chelsea wears she will look stunning in it as she is fit from studying dance for so many years. She definitely did not inherit her father's fast food chugging ways.

Featured here are three of the most popular and very elegant wedding dresses from Vera Wang's collection.





Vera Wang Joan wedding dress







Vera Wang Dorothy wedding dress






Check out the leaked wedding day details so far. Chelsea will be married somewhere within two to three hour drive time of New York City. Guests will not be told where to go until the last few days before the wedding. The ceremony will be "tented" as the caterers say, safe from prying camera eyes in a helicopter overhead if the media does manage to figure out the site of the wedding. Let's hope they don't spoil it for the couple and leave them alone on their special day. No word yet as to whether they will be married by a Christian minister or a Jewish rabbi - or both in a joint ceremony.

The guest list is a modest amount, numbered to be 400. Can you imagine being a world famous couple, in politics for decades, and your only child will only allow you to invite up to 400 people? Can you imagine just how many people the Clintons know well? Try trimming down that guest list! The caveat that Chelsea herself decided is that she must personally know each and every guest. She only wants people at her wedding that have a relationship with her, not just her famous parents. There are literally thousands of Clinton friends and many have never spoken to Chelsea, so that should narrow down the list.

Any way you look at it, Sec. Clinton is excited and happy to be making wedding plans for her daughter. Hillary has cleared her busy diplomatic schedule just to give her enough breathing time to prepare for and enjoy her daughter's wedding day. Hillary is a hard-charging and tireless worker. I'd say she's earned her well deserved special time with family this month.



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Monday, July 5, 2010

Funny Comic Betty White Gets Her Own Calendar

*** Check out what comic Betty White is doing now! The woman is on the move!




From Denny: Actress Betty White has been in show business for longer than most of us have been alive yet she continues to amaze everyone who sees her. She is advancing to age 89 this year but somehow she just doesn't age. A great sense of humor and her dazzling smile and excellent timing with a ready rapier wit have made her popular with yet a new generation of admirers.

She thrived on Saturday Night Live where she made several appearances. White holds the record for the oldest person to host the show. Betty hosted the show after a big push from groups on facebook where she was a huge success.

Betty has yet another show in which she co-stars, called "Hot In Cleveland" which airs Wednesdays at 10 p.m. Eastern and 9 p.m. Central.

Today she is totally the "It Girl" status because her latest endeavor is that she is sporting her own calendar. Rush right out and purchase one for 2011. The calendar is supposed to include some lovely beefcake-type shirtless men posing alongside her just to keep things spicy. Some of the photos are archival while others pose her with animal friends since she is quite the animal lover.

Betty White serves as a trustee for the Morris Animal Foundation and it is to this foundation that her royalties for the calendar will go. The Betty White Calendar costs $12.99 and will go on sale in September 2010. I predict a huge sell out and major re-printings! :)




Check out some glamorous photos of the actress through the decades in this photo gallery:




Betty White at age 26 in 1950 on "Hollywood On Television" show where she worked long five hour days and six days a week in early television when it was live - (Hulton Archive / Getty Images)







Betty White in 1958 when she played "Date With The Angels" - (Everett Collection)








Betty White in 1965 - (Everett Collection)






Betty White in 1985 on "The Golden Girls" show where she won an Emmy - (Lynn McAfee / Retna)








Betty White at age 60 in "Match Game" - (ABC Studios / Getty)






Betty White in 2010 as a big hit on Saturday Night Live - (Lester Cohen / WireImage)



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Sunday, July 4, 2010

Posts Roundup at Dennys 14 Blogs - 4 July 2010

*** Check out news, political opinion - serious and funny cartoons, recipes, health news, poetry, funny posts, photography, spiritual thoughts and great quotes.




Cup of coffee from Brazil by il Quoquo @ flickr




The Social Poets:


Fourth of July Fireworks Cartoons - 3 July 2010

How Do We Live Freedom and Liberty? Libations Friday - 2 July 2010

8 Funny Posts 4 A Grin From Dennys Blogs - 2 July 2010

How To Save Obamas Presidency AND The American Economy

Funny Smile Quotes - Cheeky Quote Day - 30 June 2010

American Revolt: How You Can Break Big Business, Big Banks, Big Insurance, Big Oil, Big Lobbyists

Roundup of Late Night Funnies: BP Oil Spill, McChrystal Firing - 28 June 2010

Funny Video: Colbert Says McChrystal Had To Have Been High

Funny Video: Stewart Nails Republicans As Flip-Floppers On BP Escrow Fund

Funny Video: Colbert Lampoons Barton's BP Apology

Funny Video: Stewart Lampoons McChrystal's Balls For An Honorable Discharge




Dennys Global Politics:


American and World Politics Cartoons - 3 July 2010

Taiwans Whale-Sized Skimmer to Gulf Coast Rescue, Obama Ranked High as 15th Prez - News Headlines 2 July 2010

Kagan Takes Hits From GOP For Not Being Christian Enough - News Headlines 1 July 2010

8 Funny Posts 4 A Grin From Dennys Blogs - 30 June 2010

Spies Among Us, Scumbag Congress Denies Food to Children of Unemployed - News Headlines 29 June 2010






Beautiful Illustrated Quotations:


63 Quotes About Freedom and Liberty: Happy Birthday, America!

Why Smiling is Good For Your Spiritual Health: 7 Quotes About Smiling





Poems From A Spiritual Heart:


Fourth of July When Life is Simple





The Healing Waters:


Craving Ice: Is It A Sign of Anemia?




How I decided to start helping the economy recover: promoting small businesses while blogging on Muffin Monday recipes. I'm promoting bed and breakfast inns over Big Business hotel chains.


Romancing The Chocolate:


Cake Tuesday: Shenandoah Apple Cake

Muffin Monday: Chocolate Cheesecake Muffins

Cake Tuesday: Coffee Toffee Fudge Cake, Tunnel of Fudge Cake






Comfort Food From Louisiana:


Cake Tuesday: Red, White and Blueberry Shortcakes


Muffin Monday: Sour Cream Walnut Cinnamon Muffins






Unusual 2 Tasty:


Muffin Monday: Egg, Ricotta Cheese, Sun-Dried Tomato Breakfast Muffins

Cake Tuesday: Red, White and Blue Independence Day Cake





Dennys Funny Quotes:


Dark Humor: BP Oil Spill Cartoons - 3 July 2010

5 Funny Shorts: What Kids Think About Love and Life




Ouch Outrageous Obnoxious And Odd:


Funny Iran Sanctions Cartoons 3 July 2010

Funny Video: Surfing Group Known as The Radical Rodents





Visual Insights:


Hunh?! Cartoons - 3 July 2010

Dennys Photo Gallery: Fourth of July Spectacular Fireworks




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