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Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Cute Joke: Camel Questions

This is a photo showing camels relaxing in Dub...Image via Wikipedia

A mother and baby camel are talking one day when the baby camel asks, "Mom, why have I got these huge three toed feet?"

The mother replies, "Well son, when we trek across the desert your toes will help you to stay on top of the soft sand."
"Okay," says the son.

A few minutes later the son asks, "Mom, why have I got these great long eyelashes?"

"They are there to keep the sand out of your eyes on the trips through the desert."

"Thanks Mom," replies the son.

After a short while, the son returns and asks, "Mom, why have I got these great big humps on my back??"

His mother replies impatiently, "They are there to help us store water for our long treks across the desert."

"That's great Mom. So we have huge feet to stop us sinking, and long eyelashes to keep the sand from our eyes, and these humps to store water, but Mom..."

"Yes, son?"

"Do we really need all of these in the zoo?"

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Wednesday, March 18, 2009

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From Denny: Found this silly joke somewhere. Since I live in the South and still remember the KKK and their threats to me when as a white kid living in Virginia I dared to oppose them, well, I really like the irony in this joke! Definitely a visual of the phrase, "Judge not, lest you get judged!"

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