Wednesday, November 25, 2009
Trash-talking turkeys just passing the time until someone took them seriously... Photo by stevevoght @ flickr from another of my funny posts: 21 Funny Thanksgiving Fighting Turkey Photos
From Denny: I found some hilarious Thanksgiving Day quotes along with a few smart jokes and LOL holiday poems for this week's Cheeky Quote Day over at The Social Poets blog. Click on the links below for the full post of funnies and the Obama Turkey Pardon Preparation Video. Here's a sampling taste to get you started on your holiday grinning, enjoy!
* If you count all your assets, you always show a profit. ~ Robert Quillen
* Here I am 5 o'clock in the morning stuffing bread crumbs up a dead bird's butt. - Roseanne Barr
* It was dramatic to watch my grandmother decapitate a turkey with an ax the day before Thanksgiving. Nowadays the expense of hiring grandmothers for the ax work would probably qualify all turkeys so honored with 'gourmet' status. - Russell Baker
* Thanksgiving is America's national chow-down feast, the one occasion each year when gluttony becomes a patriotic duty. ~ Michael Dresser
* I love Thanksgiving turkey. It's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. ~ Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger
*** For more funny holiday quotes, holiday jokes and hilarious poems, the Obama funny video about his first act of turkey pardoning (wonder if it's name is Cheney???) and great holiday recipe links, check out The Social Poets and Cheeky Quote Day, go here.
*** Thanks for visiting and come back often for a grin! :)
Monday, November 23, 2009
From Denny: Check out the posts going on this week and get inspired by a bonanza of great holiday recipes! :) While I was posting the recipes I had to fight the urge to scrounge around in the refrigerator... or start cooking!
Roundup of Sunday Funnies 23 Nov 2009
Loving You - Libations Friday! 20 Nov 2009
Funny Quotes About Reading Habits - Cheeky Quote Day! 18 Nov 2009
How Does Gratitude Unlock the Fullness of Life?
The Knot Prayer
50 Lessons Life Taught Me Quotes
Video: Funny Oreo Cookie Obsessed Fan!
6 Easy Turkey Thanksgiving Recipes and Gravy, Roasting Tips and Advice
Video: Unusual Exotic Thanksgiving Menu, Poll on Turkey Vs. Sides Debate
Video and Recipes: 3 Fabulous New Orleans Sweets
Video: Chicago Chef Jimmy Bannos Cajun Thanksgiving Menu of 12 Recipes
Video and Recipes: Holiday Challah and Ciabatta Stuffings, Vegetarian and Sausage
Video: 8 Cajun Thanksgiving Turkey Recipes, BBQ Turkey, Deep Fry Turkey, Roasting Tips
Photo by Tambako the Jaguar @ flickr
21 Funny Thanksgiving Fighting Turkey Photos
Ouch Joke: Corporate Management Lesson for a Real Turkey
Ouch: How Are Businesses Just Like Prostitutes?
Video: How Weird Would Earth Look with Saturns Rings?
Climate Change Studies Reveal Startling Facts
New Controversial Breast Cancer Guidelines Slapped By Backlash From American Women
Video: Tim McGraw Making a Difference
Video: Halle Berry Making a Difference for Battered Women
Cajun Joke: Boat For Sale by Beaudreaux and Thibodeaux
Cool Video: Literally Dancing on The Piano to Play the Song
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